Notes: Instead of regular checkings, the hares (both Canadians) left multiple-choice trivia questions about Canada and Canadians. Each of the four answers pointed in a different direction.

Look at the hares, the silly bints:
They must have thought we needed hints.
As for the questions, none were posers
‘Cause the hash was set by hosers.
The run itself was more of a sashay,
So bugger the hares, and honor the hash, eh?

The hare was clever: he made us work.
He led us on a circle jerk.
Some got lost, though none despaired.
So honor the hash, and fuck the hare.

Notes: During my induction as as FNG, I came up with two couplets. I don’t recall the entirety, but I do remember that I was trying to screw around with the ‘three questions’ thing. Even then, I got the sense that audacity would not be excessively frowned upon.

My name is Michael
I did not stray,
‘Cause I too come
From Canada, eh?

I am a teacher,
So don’t have much cash.
I honor the hounds
And honor the hash.